With these mems, it’s time to say “Happy Mother’s Day” your Facebook, Instagram or Twitter at a whole new level of amazing!
1. Remember the moment you figured this out?
“You mean to tell me your real name isn’t mom?”
2. Oh, Barry! *Swoon*
“Ladies, the day is yours. Happy Mother’s Day!”
3. It’s the thought that counts.
“Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! I was going to serve you breakfast in bed, but I ate it.”
4. Oh, the horror!
“Happy Mother’s Day. Behind that hockey mask there is still a mama’s boy.”
5. Huh. Weird.
6. This one’s for the cat loving mothers out there!
“Happy Mother’s Day! Here’s a picture of a surprised cat.”
7. No more wire hangers!
“It’s Mother’s Day. Worship me!”
8. Seems fair.
“For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.”
9. Glass, bottle … same difference.
“Don’t forget to buy your mom a glass of wine for Mother’s Day. You’re the reason she drinks!”
10. Nicolas Cage knows what’s up.
“Today isn’t special, because everyday is Mother’s Day!”
11. Hope you got them good genes.
“Mother’s Day on Facebook. Showing you what your female friends will look like in the future.”
12. Give the woman a break for once.
“May the only person pressing your buttons this Mother’s Day be a trained masseuse.”
13. OK, this one might be a bit dark.
“I got you flowers for Mother’s Day but the cemetery made me put them back.”
14. *inches slowly out of the room*
“Don’t forget to buy me a Mother’s Day gift since I’ll be the mother to all your future children.”
15. One can never go wrong sticking with the classics.
“Word to your mother.”
16. Who loves puns? Moms love puns!
“I know I won’t see you, but happy Mother’s Day!”
17. I don’t think that’s what she had in mind, but I’m sure she appreciated the effort.
“Mom said she wanted a reason to move. Happy Mother’s Day.”
18. Pandas make everything better.
“To all my favorite mamas … Happy Mother’s Day!”
19. Because of course I am.
“Mom, I love how we don’t need to say out loud that I’m your favorite.”
20. Dragons > fruit
“I am the mother of dragons. I need an army, not an edible arrangement. Happy Mother’s Day.”
21. The best moms are honest moms.
“I’ve been drinking sine before you were born. So if alcohol is the reason I’m here, I’ve got news for your bub: it’s the only reason you’re here too.”
22. “Don’t even play like that, Tommy.”
“When mama makes you mad. But then you realize you need her.”
23. Too soon?
“Happy Mother’s Day!”
24. A face (and gift) only a dog mom could love.
“I found a dead bird! Happy Mother’s Day!”
25. Last but not least, the President sends his regards.
“Hope your Mother’s Day is yuuuuuuuge.”
Rebecca Jane Stokes is a writer living in Brooklyn, New York with her cat, Batman. She hosts the love and dating advice show, Becca After Dark on YourTango’s Facebook Page every Tuesday and Thursday at 10:15 pm Eastern. For more of her work, check out her Tumblr.
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